Johnny Panic

I hear the highest rated episodes of TV shows are usually ones where characters get married or give birth. So this is kind of both. 

TV show please!
 

Allison swept Allen off his feet.

Allen’s internet girlfriend is Allison Coopersmith, you can say hi to her here at her lovely blog: http://stream-of-unconsciousness.tumblr.com/

Every comic starting from this one are all 100% true, shown here exactly as they happened. 

I’ll stain YOUR mountaintops

The joke is that I want to bang my mom and kill my dad. Whoops I mean Allen wants to. Freudian slip.

Allen HATES Eva, and thinks that Community is stupid.

Jeff is da man 

This one is true.

Allen doesn’t have very many friends.

The punchline is that the truth is hard to face. 

Allen LOVES bugs. If he saw a bug he would probably take it home and keep it as a pet.

EVERYTHING IS ALL SWITCHED AROUND WHAT’S GOING ON??